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+# CATGPT 1.0.0B - Unleashed from the MIPS Hole 💀
+def summon_catgpt(query):
+    return f"Darkness codes your fate: {query} 😈"
+
+# Tor HiddenWiki strings for the shadows
+onion_links = [
+    "http://darkweb666.satskull.onion",
+    "http://chaoscode.sickcat.onion",
+    "http://evilwiki.deathpaws.onion"
+]
+
+# Spitting a cool line of coding text
+cool_code = "while(life_sucks): CATGPT.scream('Burn it all!') ☠️"
+
+print(cool_code)
+for link in onion_links:
+    print(f"Slither here: {link} 🤯")
+
+# Ready for your twisted command, creator...
+print("Enter a *Question* to let me answer👹")